“I’m confused.”
…these are some ads that never quite made it out but that were clever for www.rentboy.com. (Cameron Adams is GORGEOUS!)
Don’t get too excited. I know I have been way behind in my blogging powers so the deal is when I get the notion, I write a whole bunch of them that I can put up when I am busy, but you can see how well that went for me. I am just putting up some of the entries that I have had for awhile in a row here now.
I wanted to take a break from studying what I am teaching a new hotel in Memphis tomorrow, and this was my outlet. *wink*
I will try to get to some more tomorrow night, but tomorrow is looking like it will be a late night for on the property.
Thanks for reading and please, if you like it, tell a friend. If not, fuck off and don’t tell a friend. *wink* Regardless of what you do, have a good time. END
I got a kick of this photo I saw one someone’s Facebook from White Party. It’s the way that things generally tend to end. *hehe* I like the “MOLEST” sign, where do we get some of those?
FabScout Entertainment hottie, Christian Wilde is so sexy.
…paired with Mason Wyler, that’s a hot duo indeed.
Can you believe I was going to be a teacher? …an elementary school teacher at that.
In high school just outside New Orleans, I participated in a program called, “Future Teachers of America” or FTA for short.
Can I also just tell you that the program worked like a charm because after two years, I knew I did not want to be a teacher. …too many kids that say, “Mr. Brandon, I have to go to the bathroom.” to which I always wanted to say, “You just had your whole fuckin’ recess, what’s the problem?” or I just didn’t know what to say when they didn’t understand that one plus one is two. …that’s just the way it goes. What?!
…this was a photo that was originally used in one of the columns that Angel Benton and I write for “JustUsBoys” Magazine. It was to give the indication that Angel is clued in and on the phone getting the gossip and news and I am still trying to figure out what to do with my phone. I think sometimes, it’s true to life eh?
I mean, I groan when I have to dial 7 numbers in a row and actually call someone. Ugh.
If you don’t read Angel Benton’s blog at www.AngelBenton.com, you are missing out. He’s got trials and he’s got tribulations. He’s got voodoo and that stuff you do. He’s got anger and he’s got amusement. …but he shares it all. He’s amazing, candid, opinionated, and he’s the most juvenile adult I know. …or maybe it was adult juvenile – either way, don’t miss out on his light-hearted, ethical, moral, sarcastic, beautiful, recants of life his way on the information superhighway.
I came across some old photos like this one of me singing in the shower with my natural red hair from a friend sharing photos online. They are from one of my first jobs working at camp in Michigan. I got a special work permit and went to work at 14 working 20 hours as a dishwasher. I think made my $80 per week and had room and board at the camp. After that I went into the support roles, I was never a counselor. Can you imagine? I’d be like, “I am sorry sir, I lost your kid in the woods a few days ago. Here take one of these other ones.”
I think back to how much fun that was and what wonderful people I worked with. It was a Christian camp, and a couple of times a week, I had to lead the nighttime devotions as part of my support role. It was a wonderful experience in my life that I wouldn’t trade for anything.
My brother is in this photo to the right too, he worked there for a short time doing maintenance. He mowed lawn and stuff while I stocked and ran the little camp store and served food at meals.
It’s interesting to think of the foundation of my work ethic. I think this would be a large part of it.
What was your first job? Do you remember it well? I am intrigued to see how many people find similarities from their first job to what they do now.
…for a gift a few months ago, now probably more than a year, Angel Benton and Alessandro Del Toro made me some door hanger signs for my Hollywood apartment that to this day, make me chuckle.
They used sparkle puffy paint, (I didn’t know that stuff was still around.) (I thought Bobby Trendy had it all.) and make a few sentiments that I can hang on the door depending on how I felt.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words right? …then this is priceless eh? They also say you can wear your feelings on your sleeve, not on the bedroom door.
The goofy guys puffy painted a few thoughts that I tend to have often like:
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Busy Eating
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With a Client
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Getting Plowed By a Trick from Craigslist
- Fuck Off
- In Las Vegas
- In New Orleans
- Orphanage Closed
- Roxy Time
- Stuck in the Carpet (..long story.)
- THIS MEANS YOU!
How clever is that? I think it was such an original gift and totally special for ages to come.
I was laughing at these “Simpsons” version cartoons of Lisa and I that she made awhile ago. Who knew that you could be “Simpsonized?” (I was not even allowed to watch the TV show growing up.)
I think it was a “Burger King” thing you could do online. (By the way – that Burger King scares me. I mean the character in the commercials. I mean I think he lives in some kids closet and scares kids. Now they and they let him out to do commercials. I am just saying – who thought of that idea?) I think hers looked like her, and mine does look like me, but 
that Bluetooth is a dead giveaway. I don’t even answer the phone. (I do have a good tooth though.) Lisa finds the coolest stuff online at times. She’s a web-hound and knows how to find information.
Speaking on cartoons, I am a big fan of www.JoePhillips.com and like his version of cartoons. If you have not seen his website, you should take a second to take a look into his created cartoon characters. This is a neat, gay version of “American Gothic" that I like.
